It was a dark and stormy road, as the tour bus chattered on.
Jish waz listening to music n stuff...
Tyler jumped out of the bus
JISH GRABBED HIZ FEETZ AND PULLED HIM BACK IN WIF HEZ STRONG DRUMMER MUSCLES
Tyler spoke, with a raspy, sullen voice;"I'm sorry, I don't want this anymore;" and, as the rain fell down his tearing face, he fell onto the soggy road, being violently dismembered Instantly
JISH WOKE UP FROM HIS STUPID DREAM AND LOOKED OVER AT TYJO
WHO WAZ STILL ALIVE
Josh knew, for he had checked Tyler's heartbeat. It was steady, but slowing, and cold.
he was alive and stuff
But he was slowing down
Josh, quickly, gave Tyler cpr, slowly rocking Tyler up and down
Tyler grabbed jish and kissed him hardly
Tyler dramatically ripped away Josh's pants, and the cpr continued, but with less punch Tyler's chest and more beating his dick
^
Escalated quickly
Josh made eye contact with Tyler whilst he succs dat DICK
Tyler looked josh in the eye, "I feel like we need something more"
"BUTTSEKS"
Jish squealed
"Don't kinkshame, but," said Tyler, "pain" as he cut off his own dick
STAHP CUTTING DICKS OFF
CALM DOWN HUNTER
Due to the immense blood flow to Tyler's groin, he immediately got severely aroused, whilst dying of blood loss
DETH
JISH TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE AND BIT THE BLOODY DIC STUMP
JISH TURNED INTO A BURRITO
Tyler woke up in heaven. He was suspended in comfort, a thin, supporting mist. He looked to his left, and saw nothing. He was not used to waking up without josh.
After two thousand years, the burrito was completely decomposed.
Tyler looked to his left, and saw his one true love, josh.
Josh woke up, and smiled
Tyler's member had completely reformed, a glorious tower, prodding josh.
They started having violent, glorious sex in front of the pearly gates.
SATAN WAZ ALSO HORNY
As the continued, the loud booming voice of God surrounded them.
"You are not worthy", said the lord. As he said so, the cloud disappeared from under them.
They found themselves in a fiery rave, hell.
BEEBO CAME OUT OF A GIANT FIRE
As Tyler continued, Josh's drumstick swelled inhumanly, becoming the size of Tyler.
Brendon watched, and unsippered his gargoyle fly, jacking himself off
As Tyler slowly became conscious of Brendon, he politely stopped blowing josh, with a slow, juicy, LICK.
He asked Brendon urie, a gargoyle demon, "would you mind joining?"
"NU PROB PEP" Brendon moaned
Brendon's rock hard rock dick grew, and surrounded Josie's two meter shlong, a large, granite cock ring, veiny, and slowly throbbing.
"Ooh hiii " jish exhaled
As Brendon's cock became liquid, it surround josh and Tyler, penetrating deep into their assholes, and surrounding their dicks, hardening and throbbing, a liquid sex you, becoming rock, and ferociously jacking off all the tender spots, especially all seven feet of Josh's penis.
jish was the first to cum
A whole 13 gallons of course
His testicles were the size of the spheres outside targets, bouncing up and down, almost shattering Brendon
Tyler started splashing around and playing in the cum
Brendon slowly started to meld with the cum, becoming a cum, granite, human, skeleton, and tentacle monster
TENTACLE PORN FOR DA WIN
As Brendon, a true demon, in his true form now, surrounded josh and Tyler, his tentacles stabbed through their anuses, coming out their urethras, unique interior arousal, blood and cum pouring from their dicks.
As they were dead, as Brendon removed his phallic limbs, they immediately healed.
For they were in hell.
They were already dead.
DOUBLE DETH
They didn't die, but they sensed the pain.
And it made Tyler
Very
Very
Horny.
Tyler began to cum. He didn't stop, but his penis, having been regrown from scratch over two thousand years, was spurred. He came. He didn't stop. Brendon became overpowered, diluted. Tyler kept cumming. He didn't stop. He couldn't. It hurt. It was forced
And he just got hornier.
He cried. He couldn't stop. He was being shot into the air, by the sheer power of his own ejaculation.
He cried. He couldn't stop. He was being shot into the air, by the sheer power of his own ejaculation.
Josh saw Tyler's pain. He knew Tyler couldn't stop. He cried, he saw Tyler.
He had to flip Tyler over.
If Tyler could be flipped over, then he would be shot down.
The winter ground was coated in sticky fluid. Josh had no options, so he laid down and started to cry.
He took his massive member, and started to jack it off.
From the heavens, god looked down. God was Patrick stump, a glorious being.
Looking down, Patrick looked down. "I want some of that."
Down in hell, josh was jacking off his monster penis. He was trying to flip Tyler over, to get him to land safely on the cold, hard rock.
He knocked Tyler in the chest with a sad, solemn burst of cum. Tyler fell, shooting to earth.
He fell to the ground, moaning the whole time.
God descended from the heavens, removing his robes to reveal a black t-shirt and jeggings, along with removing his beard, showing his black eyeliner,
It was Gerard.
"Gerard?" Exclaimed brendon. "Last time I checked god was Patrick stump."
"Yeah." Said Gerard way. "Babe wanted me to tell you he was coming, so make way. Or cumming. Not sure."
"Fuck" said Brendon. "I had dibs once you died."
"There's always room in infinite bed" said Gerard with a wink.
Down from the heavens descended Patrick stump, sporting a long flowing robe, a fedora, and a ridiculously fake beard.
He spoke; softly, but certain;
"Heyo you sick fucks can I join"
While passively three-waying with Brendon and Gerard, Brendon was smiling.
He was happy, for he finally got to fuck Gerard
As josh sat crying, his massive monster member was now flaccid, a mere ten inches
Tyler was slowly rotating, untill he shot downwards, landing firmly on the floor, continuously crying and ejaculating
Then a glorious angel came from heaven, Dan Howell
"I am here to solve all your problems" he said
He turned to face Satan, and the two gods, FUCKING violently
holY FUCK
WHAT THE HELL
Said dan
Dan floated over too josh, mourning Tyler, now a fountain of ejaculation
"I can grant one wish, any wish, before I return to my calm and.... and..." he stuttered, " platonic... husband"
Josh spoke; " I would like to sacrifice my wish for my love, Tyler."
Dan replied, " what would that wish be?"
"I wish," spoke josh,
TO BE A SHEEP MOM
And then, tyler turned into a sheep mom.
He was not ejaculating, And he was cured.
Unfortunately, he violently discharged an infinite amount, but it all came out at once.
And Tyler was releaved.
Tyler spoke to josh, "I love you"
As he did so, josh and Tyler's children, wooly human children, surrounded them, and they were happy.
As that happened, the soft, angelic voice sounded from the heavens.
The voice that could never be mistaken.
Phil Lester called, a loud, soothing voice.
"Come back Daaaaan"
"I want to cuddle "
