Ok, playtime with Bronx can be a bit difficult if he jumps on me it hurts, and he's super fast. You wouldn't want to play or chase this monster, you might break a bone!!! So I suggest you be careful if you ever see him. And when I'm about to walk him, it takes 30 seconds... I mean 30 minutes to get his harness on. And he gets dirty when he is outside, we have to get his huge tub out and it's a real struggle getting him in. It takes about 5 minutes roughly. But don't think badly of my cutie pie he is the best dog there is. Yes Bronx is the best dog there is. To me at least. He is loyal so never hit me, he will bite you. I might just put a BEWARE sign on my front door. Don't most people with big dogs? I think so.... AND... CUT!! I mean, and they lived happily ever after.. no that's not it... THE END. Ok yah that's it bye bye!! WAIT! I forgot he loves tv. And he lays on top of me, I already told you how heavy he is, and together we watch Disney Channel together. I frikin' love Disney Channel especially girl meets world. You know what else we love to do? Eating cashews. I know I have braces but I don't care, neither does Bronx. I don't have anything else to share so I guess... OK. Now the end.
