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MATT LOOKS AT porn
AND GETS TAKEN AWAY

BY          THE
popo

Once upon a time
Matt and Hitler were using the Internet    And hitler was like "HEY MATT check out  THIS RESLLY COOL WEBSITE" and Matt was like "okay Hitler!1!1!1!""
And they checked out the really cool website
Togethurr
And THEN pacwoof WALKED IN AND SAW THEM LOOKING AT THE REALLY COOL WEBSITE AND was like "you sonofabitchfaggottitheads STOP LOOKING AT MY PORRRRRN"
And Hitler was like "what your old asspipesmokinpeiceoffuckheadshitdumbfuckshit dammit get the fuck out of
Matts room." And pacwoof was like "HITLER IM GOING TO EAT YOUR FUCKIN BALLS IF YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!1!1! You piece of fuck" And daddy left the rooooom

And so Matt and Hitler continued to look at porns of pOrn
.   when they clicked the pacwoof link
And it was KARKAT POOORN
and there were PO series outside

And pacwoof came back into the room and was like " now
YO u  fuCKERS HAVE DONE IT.
YOU PEICES OF IMMATURESACKOFDICKBAg the

Po

       PO are here! THE POPOOOO!1!1!" And he ran out of the window screaming and shit.
And then the came to Matt and Hitlers and opened it and
                                 THE POLICE MAN WAS TIGERSTAR

and officer TIGERSTAR was like "MATT YOU DUMBASS,,, THOSE WERE MY PRIVET PICS!! YOU GODDAMNFUCKASSBITCH" and officer TIGERSTAR took MATT out back and was like "IMMA SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS AND MY BATON YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN READY GOD DAAAMN"And...

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and officer TIGERSTAR was like "MATT YOU DUMBASS,,, THOSE WERE MY PRIVET PICS!! YOU GODDAMNFUCKASSBITCH" and officer TIGERSTAR took MATT out back and was like "IMMA SHOW YOU MY FUZZY HANDCUFFS
AND MY BATON
YOU BETTER BE FUCKIN READY
GOD DAAAMN"
And Matt, was never seen again

AHAHAHOHOHOHOI

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Officer KARKAT from Miraculous Tangs animation

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