Don't Wake Up Finland

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(Norway P.O.V) I walked down the stairs. I couldn't sleep, probably from that delicious Espresso that I couldn't resist. I nearly tripped on my footing, causing me to slam my hand against the wall loudly. Dammit don't wake anyone up, NorgeI quietly tip toed to the counter to get some coffee, for I know there's no way I can sleep now. I grabbed the instant coffee, given to me by the Philippines, for the actual coffee machine is noisy as hell. Now, TO THE COUCH! I was about to sit until I saw Finland on there, sleeping. It startled me causing me to drop my cup and squeal like one of those crazy fangirls. What the holy butter nickels is he doing here? Whatever. I'm just gonna clean this mess up. I heard the Finnish man wake up, making me flinch. I'll apologize later. Suddenly, I heard:

"WHO IN THE HOLY HELL WOKE ME UP?!" I dropped everything and squealed even louder. He looked in my direction with one of those death stares that could probably stab you in the heart.

"Er....sorry....?" I said, trying to keep my monotone voice. I ain't scared ahahahahaha......

"You have 3 seconds to run," I heard him say. Wait. WHAT?

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He came raging at me like an animal which I screamed loudly, like a little girl. I started running like I was in a marathon, looking behind me every second. He's catching up! HE'S CATCHING UP!!! I ran faster, with oxygen escaping my lungs faster than I could breathe. I looked behind me and he was LITERALLY AN INCH AWAY.

"WHAT THE F[BLEEEEEEEP]?!" I screamed out. We probably were causing a riot, because I heard a door open. What made it worse that I heard a sniper being loaded!

"Nnnnn...what's happen- HOLY SH[BLEEEEEEEP]!" Great, I woke pineapple up. I heard a shot in the air, which I squealed like a girl again and ran into the nearest room. Oh great, PINEAPPLE'S ROOM. BUT BETTER THAN GETTING MY BUTT SHOT.

"LOCK THE DOOR! LOCK THE DOOR!!!" I squealed out to Denmark. He ran over and fidgeted with the door knob until I heard a click. He then immediately put his dresser against the door. Then his T.V. Then his couch. Then bed. I fell to the floor, breathing loudly.

"What the heck did you do, Norge?" I didn't answer, for the adrenaline through my body cut off my words. I took a gulp of air and said:

"IWOKEFINLANDUPBYACCIDENTWHILEMAKINGCOFFEE!"

"Can you-"

"I WOKE UP FINLANDBYACCIDENTWHILEMAKINGCOFFEE!!!"

"You woke up Finland be accident by making coffee?" I nodded my head in approval. I suddenly heard a loud bang on the door causing me to leap on Denmark.

"Woah ok-"

"Come out come out wherever you are, huehuehuehuehuehuehue~" We screamed in unison while holding each other in the farthest corner of the room.

"Unlock the door Norway!"

"NO!!!!"

"You locking doors, Norway?" I heard a louder bang on the door. "YOU LOCKING DOORS?!" We screamed in fear...for what the hell he can do?! I heard the oak breaking and breaking and breaking. WE'RE DEAD WE'RE DEAD!!!

"DENMARK FOR ALL THOSE TIMES I WAS MEAN TO YOU, I'M SORRY! YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND MAYBE I'M DYING YOU  DYING WITH ME, AIN'T NO CHOICE!"

"YEAH, LOVE YOU NORGE, YOU'RE MY BESTIE!!!!" I closed my eyes waiting to get shot.

"Su- San?" I heard Finland say, reverting back to his normal voice. OH MY GOD THANK YOU SWEDEN!

"M'yb' y' sh'ld go b'ck to sl'p, ok'y?"

"Okie Dokie!" I shivered and maybe started crying. That is the last time I'm ever going downstairs in the middle of the night and waking him up.

They didn't go out of the room until two days later. They stayed in the same position and had some water in the room.

BYE!

I also attempted Sweden's accent

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