The signs as Freak Show characters
Aries • Dell Toledo
Taurus • Jimmy Darling
Gemini • Liz Taylor
Cancer • Gloria Mott
Leo • Elsa Mars
Virgo • Ethel Darling
Libra • Bette Tattler
Scorpio • Desiree Dupree
Sagittarius • Paul the illustrated seal
Capricorn • Dot Tattler
Aquarius • Maggie Esmerelda
Pisces • Chester Creb
