(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ *TABLE FLIPS!*

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Me: *FLIPS EVERY TABLE IN THIS HOUSE!*

Aphmau: MIEN STOP FLIPPING TABLES!

Me: I CAN FLIP TABLES ALL I WANT MUM. BTW YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!

Garroth: .... 

Laurence: Alright Mien I think that's eno- *Gets hit by Table*

Katelyn: *Sighs* Is she having one of those rage moments again?

Kawaii~Chan: I think so Katelyn~Sama. *Sighs* Well Kawaii~Chan will go make us all something to eat.

Me: *Stops* Alright I'm done.

Zane: Finally she's sane.

Me: Wow Zane have you gone inZANE in the membrane. Wow did I seriously just say that? And that was from what a year ago in school.... Oh gawd what has my life come to...

Kawaii~Chan: *Comes out of the kitchen* Kawaii~Chan is making cookies! So Kawaii~Chan will wait out here till the cookies are done~!

Me: Yeah. Ok Idc. Ok what is wrong with me today? There is something wrong with me.

Katelyn: Maybe you knocked your head to hard on a table.

Table~Chan: ;-; *Cries*

Me: *Kicks the table* NO CRYING IN THIS HOUSE! Ok yup something is wrong with me.... I should seriously lock myself in my room rn.

Aphmau: *Sighs while shaking head*

Travis: *SLAMS OPEN THE FRONT DOOR*

Me: OI! STOP BREAKING THE DOORS!

Travis: ... But... I didn't even... Break the door?

Me: Take your shoes off your gonna get the carpet dirty -.-

Dante: *Is behind Travis* Uhm. Mien are you ok?

Me: Yeah why. Something on my face or is it yours.

Travis: Ok?????????? *Takes off shoes and walks over to Garroth* ~Hey.... What happened to Mien... *Whispers*

Garroth: *Shrugs and Whispers* I seriously don't know. 

Me: *Looks on laptop* OMG KILL ME NOW!

Everyone: *Looks at Mien*

Zane: Gladly. 

Me: *Makes Zane trip* I DIDN'T MEAN ACTUALLY GAWD! *Smells smoke* Anyone else smell tha- 

*Smoke detector goes off*

Me: MOTHER DUCKIN FLUFFER MCNUGGET SHMUFFER LUFFIN LUFFERS!!! KAWAII~CHAN YOU FORGOT YOUR COOKIES! *A/N lol try saying that five times xD*

Kawaii~Chan: *Screams and runs into the kitchen which is on fire*

Katelyn: KAWAII~CHAN WHAT THE HECK!

Kawaii~Chan: KAWAII~CHAN IS SORRY KATELYN~SAMA!

Aphmau: JUST PUT IT OUT!

*Fire starts spreading*

Me: Now this is a time to start-

Garroth: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 

Me: Flipping... Tables... WHERE DID YOU-!? I don't care anymore... PUT OUT THE FIRE!

Laurence: EVERYONE JUST GET OUT THE HOUSE AND GRAB YOUR PHONES! GOSH! *Starts going towards the door*

Me: Oh wow so smart Laurence. -.- Drama Queen... lol.*Calls 911* We have a fire here just get here quickly. *Gets out the front door*

Everyone: *Does the same*

Me: Sometimes I wonder why we all live in the same house and how...

Aphmau: *Sighs* I really don't know.

Cadenza and Lucinda: *Walks by everyone holding bags*

Cadenza: What happened.... We both go off shopping and come back to see this! *Points at the house*

Me: *GASPS!* MY LAPTOP! AND.... Crud.... I'm dead. And whatever back to seriousness.

Garroth: Mien when are you ever serious.

Me: When are you never Goldielocks Garroth, Garroth? Huh? Tell me?

Garroth: ._.

Me: Mmhm Anyways. Kawaii~Chan broke the house down... By not checking her cookies...

Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan thought to make the cookies bake faster so she put the temperature up really high. Kawaii~Chan didn't think it would be that fast though....

Me: Alright let's find a Hotel before yeah.... I'm too tired to even talk words ajndjhkkfjjjijjkrfkj ughaijakjgbyae,j UGH ok. Let's go.

Me: Wish us all luck. lol 

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