Deathly Christmas (Creepypasta)

Part 1:

'Twas the night before Christmas, all was silent up until a banshee screams.

"It's Christmas Eve!" Alice falls off the ceiling above her bed, and falls face first on the hard wood, breaking her nose in the process. She sits up, and giggles. "Oopsy, I slept all weird again." Alice waits a couple minutes as her nose heals, and yet manages to filthy up her red night gown in blood. She leaps off her bed, twirling around until she wears her usual black and red Lolita attire.

She swings her door open to find Laughing Jack doing the same across from her. She grins, and waves at the tired clown. He yawns, and manages a smirk for the murderess. "I recognize banshee! Oops, I mean Curious Kitty!" Alice giggles, and skips her way down the stairs with Laughing Jack not too far behind.

Alice stands at the kitchen entrance and finds a purple Harlie, wishing she could just kill the killer on the ground with her simple gaze. "Oh, what did Jeffery do?" Alice questions in a sing song voice. Harlie's pale complexion slightly returns as she looks over at Alice and Laughing Jack. She then glares back at Jeff.

"This idiot decided it would be funny to ruin my cake I worked all morning on!" Harlie screeches as she grabs a butcher knife from the table, but Masky grabs her wrist, and Hoodie covers her mouth. Alice giggles, but slightly feels disappointed that the blood bath was stopped. "Bad, Jeffery!" Alice says as he looks at his red cheek. "Lets make it match!" Alice looks at his other cheek, and slaps it until it's red.

"OW! WHAT THE HELL YOU PSYCHO BI-" Laughing Jack kicks him in the back of the head for trying to insult Alice. She bends down to look at the back of his head. "It's murderess, thank you." She perks right up as she sees the other Creepypastas coming down to see what the noise is about. Alice waves at them, receiving glares and waves from select members.

"What's with all the commotion, children?!" Slenderman says rather displeased as his tall frame comes down, while wearing stripped PJ's. Alice takes a couple pictures of the messy Pastas, and points at a depressed Jeff. "No love for Jeff!" Alice says a bit too happily. "Oh, and Curious Kitty made a cake, Jeffy got jelly, and destroyed her cake!" Alice explains the reasoning for why Jeff was groveling on the ground, not talking about how she evened him out, and how Laughing Jack kicked him.

"And now I have to go get more ingredients!" Harlie says with a pout. "You can do it!" Alice cheers, but isn't even look at her, but at Jeff who was ordered to clean up his mess. Harlie feels some satisfaction, but Alice is already thinking something sneaky.

"I'll have to get more stuff." Harlie says with a frown. "Masky and Hoody will go too!" Alice volunteers them, pushing them towards Harlie. "And why do you choose?" They question a grinning Alice. "Because Alice can!" She says as her reddish-brown eyes flash crimson and the whites of her eyes turn black. They flinch and stand next to Harlie at attention.

"Excellent! Now go buy cake stuff so you can all make Alice a nice cake!" Alice says with a slight bounce at the word cake. "And who are you to go off ordering people around?" Jane questions Alice. Alice's jaw slightly twitches, but her smile remains as she looks at Jane with murderous eyes.

BEN yawns. "You shouldn't have done that, Jane." He says to her with a shrug. " You really shouldn't have." Alice says to the masked girl, who slightly jumps at the evil radiating off of Alice. "What shall I do with you, Janey? I don't want to sacrifice you though." Alice says as she flicks her wrist, and her special butcher knife appears.

"That's enough, M'lady. Lets not ruin the festivities by gutting Ms. Jane here." Zalgo says holding Alice back, much to Laughing Jack's displeasure. Alice laughs darkly, and keeps her eyes locked on Jane's masked over eyes. "Why so serious, Jane?" Alice questions as her fangs poke out of her mouth.

"Alice, wouldn't it be best to put up the decorations, child? Harlie has already left with Masky and Hoody." Alice quickly perks up. "Yes! Lets put up decorations! Get a move on slaves!" Alice says with a skip around the mansion. Others sigh, but start pulling out the decorations for the Creepypasta Christmas party!

"Hey, aren't you going to help?!" Eyeless Jack questions Alice, who sits on a couch being moved by Laughing Jack. "I'm helping! I'm being motivation." Alice says with a giggle. If Eyeless Jack could roll his eyes he would. Alice jumps off the couch, and manages to get ornaments up on the trees by kicking them, and not breaking them.

"ALICE!" Slenderman scolds a giggling Alice. "Chill, Slendy! I got this!" Alice says as she grabs streamers, and dances with them, hanging them on the wall. She stops as she struggles to get one on a high point. Laughing Jack smirks and lifts her up. She grins, and sets it up before he sets her down, but keeps his hands on her waist.

"Naughty, naughty. You know you shouldn't touch Alice without her permission." Alice says with a shrug. "But Alice doesn't mind." Laughing Jack says to her. Alice smirks, and doesn't say anything more.

"Mistletoe!" Sally says with a bounce of her toes as she looks up at Alice and Laughing Jack. Alice grins, and kneels down in front of Sally. "You're the one holding it, dear. Do you want a kiss from Alice?" Alice questions her. "Laughing Jack please!" She says, and Alice stands up. "All yours!" She says with a skip, and watches Laughing Jack watching her before he bends down to kiss little Sally's blushing cheek.

"Hey, Alice, if you like him why don't you do a better job at showing him?" Kahmei questions as she throws one of her blonde locks back while resting her feet on top of the table, much to Slenderman's displeasure. Alice grins, and tilts her head to the side. "Kahmei, I don't know what you're talking about." Alice says not showing anything in her eyes except amusement. Kahmei, shakes her head and lightly smiles to herself before sucking on her jawbreaker. Alice smirks, and skips around to see what the others are doing. Disrupting them as best she can.

"So who are you going to butcher today, Alice?" Smile dog mentally communicates to the mad murderess, who watches everyone work, while she puts her little effort every now and again. Alice puts a finger to her lips. "Secret." His human like smirk broadens, and sits beside Alice, waiting for her to feed him.

"Flesh or blood?" Alice questions him. "I like both, mistress." Alice giggles, and brings both things down to him as he eats them. Alice pets Smile's fur as she watches the other Pastas work. She smirks as she watches Jane.

"Rule #3: Nobody questions Alice and gets away with it." Alice says in an ominous song. "Or Mistress will butcher you and feed you to me." Alice smiles at him, and stands up, her dress swaying around her thighs. She puts a finger to her lips, in a silencing manner before skipping off to be with the rest of the Pastas.