Long story short, I got up to get ketchup, for 3 packages, dropped one package on seat, sat down anyway, ketchup splatters and I was wearing white that day.
And I'm a girl.
FML.

MBL part 2
Long story short, I got up to get ketchup, for 3 packages, dropped one package on seat, sat down anyway, ketchup splatters and I was wearing white that day.
And I'm a girl.
FML.