A bestiary comprising of troubling beasts

The Salaterr

The dreadful Salaterr is a creature yond may beest seen in the ordinary's most fantastic flotes and oceans, whence thither is barely any life. 't can beest did recognize with 't's six foot salamander compliment extern, and plating like yond of an algaff (see page 3) 'twill wait 'long beaches, 't's skin blending in with the beach sands, 'ere rushing out at speeds of a horse to attack aught within ten cubits. Shouldst one attempt to mortal arbitrament the creature, one wilt lief findeth 't is a lacking valor idea. The creature hath the strength like yond of a grizzly bear, and wilt easily wrestle one to the did grind if 't be true did need. However, yond is only if 't be true did need, for 't's skin is as hot as boiling water, and 't breaths boiling steam twice as hot. One wilt most forsooth beest did scald shouldst they attempt to touch 't out of water, and beest burned by the intense heat of the steam 't breaths. The only way to attack 't is in the water, at which hour 't swims faster than a porpoise. Then, 't is bitter cold to the touch, and only hath 't's razor sharp teeth, strength, and plating for defense. 't is still formidable, as 't's plating is stronger than the strongest steel, and 't's teeth did add to 't's chap slice through bone as easily as one slices a piece of pap'r with a broadsword. One wilt attack 't from behind, and avoid the claws on the feet yond wilt hook and pull one towards the that from which we speaketh. Impale the beast with a partisan or stake did put between the plates to killeth 't