I bought a plane ticket to Chicago to find her. I love me some Illinois pussy. I've been tracking down bella for weeks and I have finally found out where she lives. It may seem creepy, but it's love. Love isn't creepy. On the airplane I'm getting ready to meet the girl of my dreams. I don't think Bella would mind my Arby's roast beef looking pussy. Some girls like that, right?
When I landed, the first thing I did was eat a piece of mint gum to get the ramen noodle smell out of my breath (#asianproblems).
I am now in front of Bella's house and I couldn't be more nervous. I knock on the door and no one answers. I pick the lock and let myself in.
I hear soft moans coming from a bedroom right next to the living room. I look under the door to see what is happening, but all I see is carpet. I crack the door open a lil and see Bella... SCISSORING ANOTHER GIRL?!?!?!?
*to be continued*
