Milo Murphy x Reader Oneshots

A Hilariously wrong date

(This chapter came from archive of our own, I do not own that version although I do take some liberties in here.)
(3rd POV)

Through the worst luck a rowdy group of kids and parents who obviously didn't care about what their kids did had come in and taken the seat next to them.

The two had tried to drown out the sound of the shouting and the screaming and the throwing of food.

For one of their first dates it was going rather okay(which with Milo,was saying a lot) until someone's slice of pizza landed on Y/N's plate.

There was no denying that it was from the table next to them. The kids hadn't even noticed that some of their food landed somewhere else. Y/N who easily annoyed, had had it up to here with the Nonsense.

She stood up from her chair and walked to the table. "Excuse me I don't mean to be rude but could you -". Y/N was interrupted by a pizza slice to the face.

The two tables were silent,save for the little boy who threw the pizza. He was laughing loud enough for anyone in their section to hear. Until a slice of pizza slammed into his face. Then he started crying.

Y/N looked to where the pizza had come flying from and was met with the sight of a guilty looking Milo.

She turned around to where the crazy table of kids were. They all held pizza slices and grins the declared 'Your going down'.

She returned the look and backed up to the table she and Milo were sharing,arming herself with two slices of pepperoni. Milo joined her,with two slices of Hawaiian.

'It's on'.

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The two walked out covered in cheese,pepperoni,pineapple,tomato sauce and whatever else was on the pizza that was thrown between the two tables.

They were laughing and elbowing each other,with smiles. Y/N picks a pepperoni off her shoulder. "Well that was certainly...messy".

Milo laughs."that's one word for it. But it was also fun in a 'get banned from the pizzeria' sorta way. Remind me to add them to my 'banned' list.

Y/N agrees. Their holding hands,swinging them without noticing. The reach Y/N's house and stand on the porch,making a point not to stand directly under the porch light.

"So why did you throw that pizza at them?". Y/N had been wondering since they had left(been banned from) the pizzeria.

"Well that kid threw that pizza at you. I kinda had to. Y'know 'defend your honor' and all that". Milo says nervously, his face noticeably red.

Y/N chuckles,and Milo decides in the moment that it's his favorite sound in the world.

"Well thanks for inviting me, Milo."

"Yea, that was fun." Milo replied.

Y/N laughs again. "My hero". She says rolling her eyes.

Milo can feel the night coming to a close,so he does the only logical thing.

He leans in and kisses Y/N. Y/N kisses back. It only lasts for a moment before they each pull back.

They stand there both dazed for a moment...until Milo breaks the silence.

"Well I better go,gotta be home by 9:00 anyway."

"Night". Milo waves as Y/N shuts the door.

As Milo begins to walk home. He thinks back on tonight's events.

Tonight wasn't bad. Sure there was probably a better way to end tonight. But 'Murphy's law' be damned he wouldn't have it any other way.