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I roasted a bitch.
I burned that bitch
She got second degree burns.
Here is the burn:
Bitch: Do something with your life that doesn't involve me.
Me: I'm already doing something that doesn't involve you.
Bitchaloid: ??
Me: yeah. I'm not putting 15 layers of makeup on my face so boys will come near me. I don't even need make up for that. Just my personality. Which you should start using. Oh, wait... I forgot, you don't have one.

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