It was on this cold, windy night, on the 3rd of December, where I saw her. I saw her digging through the trash can on the other side of the street, desperate for food, starving for affection. I wandered over to her as she sat by her cat, Oscar, patting his shivering skin. I offered my coat and asked her if she wanted a meal, she did not refuse.
I took her to Mcdonalds and bought her a Big Mac meal for $4.95. We walked back to my place and had sex on the ceiling of my house because I'm a vampire and I can do that shit.
BOOM. THE END
