A Birthday To Remember

The air is shiny as you step up to the front doors of the cave. You're still a little bit nervous, so you dig into your pocket to look at the invitation one more time.

It reads in teal, comic sans font:

You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by Drake to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, jumping and pizza will be plentiful. We do hope to see your heavy face there. November 22nd, 2016 at midnight. Please dress in your best socks and don't forget your forks for the present swap!

You take a deep breath and are about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a kapow.

You're surprised to see channing tatum standing there in the flesh, all tiny and beautiful. You're not sure if you have the courage to talk to them right now, so you scurry inside like a zebra and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over hot wings.

Once inside, the party takes your breath away. Everyone is already running wildly on the dancefloor.

work by Rihanna plays loudly from the speakers and you can't help but twerk. You had always shipped aladdin and batman so you're not entirely surprised to see them fighting together in the corner. daniel waters and lindsey summers are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several members of TeamTalon are gushing over the latest update of The Cellphone Swap on their phones.

The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Wonderland on Jupiter in the middle of Halloween and you can't imagine anything better.

"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," you say with a smile, "Here's to another 10 years!"