♈️Aries: Tell them their hair looks greasy and call them a pussy
♉️Taurus: Speak in a baby voice and make them feel small
♊️Gemini: Ignore them or walk past them while in a large group of people
♋️Cancer: Try to convince them that nothing really matters
♌️Leo: Tell them to quiet down or to stop getting so excited
♍️Virgo: Change the subject when they're talking about something important
♎️Libra: Ditch them to go hang out with other people
♏️Scorpio: Talk shit about them to other people they're friends with
♐️Sagittarius: Rush them when they are trying to get something done
♑️Capricorn: Spill your food or drink all over their new clothes
♒️Aquarius: Bombard them with your problems before even saying hello
♓️Pisces: Not asking if they are okay or how things have been going for them
