Cliché story of clichéness

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I hop outta ma bed!!!?! And land on ma face bc i can i tak a long ass shower!!!!  oh no!!!?!?? i need to get ma dayly dose of starbux!!.!!.!.! oh bby if i dnt get ma starbux.

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i run 2 starbux wit ma vans!?!?   and when i get to starbux and get my doubldy chocolate cocktail i bump into!?!???!!!  Herreh Stiles?!!?????! 😱 i just shat my pant s.