A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain .. She can't speak Spanish .. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs she lift skirt & and show her things to enable the seller understand her.. this went on for some time. One day she wants to buy bananas ..so she took her husband to the shop .. (Don't laugh listen to the dirty minds ) .. Because her husband can speak Spanish very well 😂😂
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Hillary saw Donald in a grocery store.
Hillary: "Donald, why are you crying? Can't handle America?"
Donald: "Look at this chips bag, it says "tear here"
Hillary: "Hilarious lmao"
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Two terrorists having discussion in a bar. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about?
Terrorist : We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey..
Waiter : Why a donkey?
Then one terrorist says to the other, "See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people".
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1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9
12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time.
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A guy asked a girl in a library; "Do you mind if I sit beside you" The girl answered with a loud voice
"I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library stared at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him
"I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!" and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"
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Death is so bored so he come to land and take a soul. He see Jimmy walking down the road.
Death: Jimmy hold my hand.
Jimmy: I'm not dumb. if i hold your hand, I die.
Death: Wow. What an intelligent kid!! High Five!!
Jimmy: High Five!!
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My Grandpa once said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!"
I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!"
Then I unplugged his life support.
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ENGLISH TAGALOG JOKES
RandomHey guys. This is not about kpop. I just want to share compilation of jokes that i had found. This jokes are not mine, credits to the owners. So happy reading and i hope it will makes you laugh and lessen your stress. Spread the goodvibes :)
