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I rolled my eyes as Mel, Jay and Bey laughed in my face as I had just told them what happened.
"Looka his feh!" Mel pointed at me, holding back tears.
"That shit isn't funny, I didn't wanna see that nasty shit!"
"Yo this your first time catching them in the act? With how much they fuck… Consider yourself lucky," Jay said as he began to calm down.
"At least that means you can probably keep Rih's slice… Seeing as she was occupied with another kinda cake."
"Nuh, I ended up dropping it when I saw that shit."
Mel and Bey completely stopped laughing once I said that and they mugged the fuck outta me.
"What?"
"You out here wasting food and shit. That cake was delicious and you just dropping it all willy nilly," Bey said glaring at me.
"I can't believe yuh Ryan," Mel added as they all went their separate ways mumbling about how good the icing was.
I scratched my head in confusion. Walking in on my sister fucking her girlfriend was funny but me dropping a piece of cake was a sin…
It was amazing that Mel, Bey, Robyn and Nicki were as fit as they were because they were serious fat asses I swear. All they did was eat or talk about food.
But it was whatever, I needed to get that disgusting image out my head so I scrolled through my Instagram.
Thirty minutes later I was lurking on this girl page, about to slide in her DMs when Robyn messaged me.
Megamind: aye I thought u said u brought me some cake… where is it?
Lil Ugly Nigga: bruh wtf u not gonna say sorry I had to see that or nothing?? u wild
Megamind: u mad at me for showing u how u supposed to handle the pussy? U welcome lmao.. Now fr where the cake
