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Senpai Notice me

A Yandere Simulator fanfic of me (Lana-dere) and Jess (Jesspai)

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Lana-dere's P.O.V-

I wake up and get up eagerly looking through my underwear drawer and pulls out a pair of blue and white ones, "Jesspai will adore me in these!"

I get ready for the day and ride to school on my bike with one piece of toast in my mouth. Once I get to school I hide behind a tree gazing along at a girl sitting at the school fountain reading on her phone.

"There she is, my one and only Senpai." but you call her Jesspai!

"She's my future girlfriend she just doesn't know it yet!" Speak about Jesspai!

"I'd tell her all my feelings and the thoughts I've been concealing, but it seems so unappealing," I freeze when she glance up at me, making me hide behind the tree, "that I sweat.." I wipe my forehead with the back of my hand, "A lot.."

The bell rings and we go to class.

"Everyday my favorite subject's Senpai.." A+ for Jesspai!

"I could sit and study her for hours at a time." I lean on my hand, watching her write on her paper two desks from me. Seems kinda boring..

"Her eyes! Her hair! Her derriere!" I blush, "It's crazy and yet I don't care! And I swear one day I'll finally make her mine!"

I see a girl go up to her after class, "Who is that cute little student there?" I ask myself and see the girl gently brush her hand on Jesspai's arm, "And why's she touching her arm!"

"If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I'll have to cause her harm!" I stab the girl in the neck with a pencil once we're alone, "Maybe I should clean up this body, or just dump it into the trash.."

I smile insanely, "Senpai could never love her, cuz we're such a perfect match!"

I follow her to the movies that night, "Everywhere that she goes, I'll be there and she won't know!"

The next day she hangs her school uniform in the locker room to go to gym in her gym uniform, "Am I mad? Maybe so.. But I love to sniff her clothes!"

I spin around in the room happily, "Then I'll make her agree! She's my blushing gal-to-be! And in the end all my friends will then see!" I run outside the changing building, "Senpai notice me!!"

I spot Tamily Kavliri watching Jesspai at lunch, "Tammy-Chan keeps gazing at my Senpai.." Don't look at Jesspai!!

I hide a knife from the Cooking Club behind my back, "Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat!" Doesn't sound friendly..

"I promise not to hurt her," I stab another student and give her the knife, "Just to frame her for a murder!"

I'm outside now, talking to the kitten that wanders around the school, "She's a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat!" I look at the kitten, "I think..."

I look at the time and feel upset, "Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai.." Hurry up, Jesspai!

"Could it be she's making out with her behind my back!?" I look at a picture on my phone of a girl talking to Jesspai and twirling her hair and chewing mint gum. This could get ugly..

"Let's offer her a shower!" I pour water on her when she's in the bathroom stall, "Then let's turn off all the power!" I turn off the light and unscrew the plastic covering to expose the wires, "That should sour things and get us back on track!" I watch her get electrocuted to death from the contact of electricity with water.

I'm now on my phone outside and glance over to see a girl flirting with Jesspai, "Anyone who flirts with my Senpai gets my cell phone shoved up her skirt!" I take a picture up her skirt to send to a boy student later.

Next I'm inside and see a boy chatting with her, "Talking to my Senpai is not an option," I catch him later by the fountain with no one around and start drowning him, "Unless you want to be hurt!"

I'm later in a crowd of people and am just wondering, "Why is everybody a bit uneasy when I pull out this sharp knife.." I take a knife out and examine it as everyone else freaks out and runs.

"I am not a killer or psycho; I am Senpai's future wife!!" I shout in the middle of the hallway.

"Is this fate.. Is this stress.." I point my knife at a captive at home, the girl I had taken a picture up her skirt of earlier, "Is this yandere duress.. Or obsession, possession!" I stab the girl, "It's anybody's guess!"

I'm mopping up some blood, "All I know is this school's full of murder-making fools!" I hit a boy upside the head with my mop when he notices it. "It's uncanny, but dandy for me~!" I drag him away.

"Senpai drank this drink!" I grips onto a water bottle. Lemonade I think..

Later I find a pear she'd bit into, "Senpai ate this fruit!" Just a bite or two!

I hold a tissue, "Senpai blew her nose!" That's a little gross!

"Senpai wore this bathing suit!"

"Senpai called this phone!" I snatch a girl's phone. You just took her phone..

"Senpai shaved this hair!" But it's not from 'there'! I roll my eyes with a light blush.

"Senpai left this note!" I hug a note that says, 'HELP! I'M BEING STALKED!' What was that he wrote..

"Senpai wore this underwear!!" my face is dark red now.

"Don't you wave! Don't you stare! Don't you act like you don't care! Touch my Senpai, I swear.. I will MAUL YOU LIKE A BEAR!!" I storm off and find Jesspai at a food court.

"I'm not weird or a creep-... Though I watch my Senpai sleep.."

"I'm not lovesick! I just want to see~.."

"Senpai, notice me!!" I shout in the middle of the courtyard.

"What!.." Jesspai actually answers me, being a few feet in front of me!

I freeze up and just stare at her while stuttering like an idiot, "I-... I-.. uh... j-just... uhm.." I couldn't take it! I run away as my heart pounds in my chest.

But.. I don't see her smile my way kindly..

Or say under her breath, "Adorable.." before heading back to class..

"Sometimes.. I wish Lana-dere would notice Jesspai as much as she wants the opposite.."

           -Jill (or Dana)