I'm Not As Evil As You

"WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS IZAYA?!?!" The booming voice of Shizuo Heiwajima rang in Mikado Ryuugamine's and Kida Masaomi's ears as The Fortissimo of Ikebukuro made his way over to the two young High School students.

"U-uh, I-I don't really-I mean-we-we don't really-"

"Look, we don't know where the hell Izaya is, Shizuo," Kida snapped, cutting Mikado off.

Shizuo turned toward Kida. "I WASN'T ASKING YOU!"

"Then why did you come here?"

"..."

Shizuo remained quiet for a second or two. Then, his pupils grew so small you'd mistake them for Izaya's.

"I... I FRIKIN LIVE HERE!! ARE YOU ASKING ME WHY I LIVE HERE?!?!"

Sweat quickly emerged on Kida's face. "N-no way! I mean- what did Izaya do this time?" He decided right now was probably the best time to change the subject. And by glancing at Mikado's expression, he could tell Mikado agreed just as much.

A low growl escaped Shizuo's lips. "UGH!! EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING THAT FLEA DOES SETS ME ON EDGE! WHY THE HELL DOESN'T HE DIE?!?! HOW IS HE STILL LLLLIIIIIVVVVVVIIIIINNNNGGGG!!"

Mikado and Kida quickly looked at each other and nodded. Then, they ran for their dear lives.

Shizuo ignored them as he whipped his head around, searching for Izaya.

"Poor Shizu-chan. I'm up here, you big bleached idiot!"

The flea's words rang and echoed in Shizuo's head, as he turned to look up.

And there he was. Standing on one of those Skybridges.

Shizuo quickly scrambled and technically lunged up the stairs to reach the top.

Surprisingly, Izaya was still there. Non like last time, how Izaya had suddenly disappeared.

"Huh?" Shizuo said, a seed of confusion growing in his mind.

"What were you doing that took you so long to find me, Shizu-chan?" Izaya smirked, as he tilted his head.

Shizuo practically stomped over to him.

"Stupid flea!" He roared. "I WAS LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!!"

"Aww, for me?" Izaya placed a hand on his chest.

"NOOO!! FOR MEEEEEEEE!!!"

"Alright for YOOOOUUUUUU!!"

"DON'T MOCK ME!!"
Shizuo wrapped his fingers around a street lamp and ripped it off with ease.

He ran to Izaya and was about to throw the street lamp at him when Izaya suddenly said,

"Now!"

Confused, Shizuo raised an eyebrow.

Until he felt a tight cloth around his mouth, not allowing him to breathe. And suddenly, he smelt something. Something weird. And his vision blurred as his facial expression relaxed. It sounded like he was going deaf, too.
He felt strong, muscular arms hold him back so that he couldn't do anything.

Even though Izaya looked fuzzy, Shizuo could still tell he was grinning.

Finally, it was so hard to breathe, that Shizuo felt very light-headed, and his eyes rolled to the back of his head.
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"There we go, Shinra. Just as you wanted."

"Uh- wow! You actually got him! That's great, Izaya! Gosh, thanks!"