There once was a unicorn and a potatoe. They mated. Then on a cool fall night the Unitato was born. Her name was Bobrilla. Oh how everyone thought she was retarded. One day Bobrilla found out she was totally random and decided to talk to the troll...
So let's take minute and...do little happy dance 💃 I AM FOURTEEN!!!
But let's take a moment to grieve for the loss a perfectly good helium ballon. It lived for less 24 hours before it got murdered. WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN?
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Anyway fam I'm watching Pirates of the Caribbean currently and all I can think about is the quotes my best friend (who is currently glamping on MY birthday) had wrote just about the movies.
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Also to be fair my friend did invite me but I was guilt-tripped by my mom and sister.
RECAP: Bobrilla finally gets to the underground. She meets El Diablo and calls him a doody-head. He was going to torture her for disrespecting him but before he a chance she farted. The fart contained brown liquid and then she barged. She looked so retarded but then Bobrilla realized that SHE WAS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND HAD FOOD POISONING!
PRESENT: Bobrilla was pooping liquid, farting out solids, and puking on El Diablo. El Diablo was disgusted by her and threw in the dungeon. Since Bobrilla was restarted she thought she was on a doll house and made a home out of dirt and looked like stale piece of bread and cheese with a rotten egg on top it. After a while Bobrilla heard noice and when she turned around there was a hole in the wall that lead back on top of the Underworld. Guess what Bobrilla did next?
READ TO FIND OUT MORE~
Also who said this "I feel...cold" ~
Lastly thanks to my best friend and Nicole Nwosu my book cover for The Bad Boy and The Tomboy looks wonderful.
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I PITY YOU IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A UNITATO IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
