Chapter 1

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When you live in the Bikini Bottom, you see a lot of shit, shit you cannot forget. When I was just a small fish, 10 years old, My father was gunned down in an alley way because he didn't pay the Salty Spittoon. 5 years later, my mom died because she overdosed on sea weed. But here I am, despite all my hardships I managed to climb the ranks in the BBPD all the way to Detective Lieutenant. With that, also came my partner, Detective Smoke. Detective Smoke is a hot shot, slightly overweight, and often runs after fugitives with a baseball bat and yells "Your in the wrong house fool!!". My name is Jeff, and I am about to go after the biggest investigation in Bikini bottom history. It's a low tide day in the middle of winter here in the Bikini bottom. 6 am, ready for work. Today was one of those day, the days where you feel something is gonna go wrong, something bad is gonna happen in your life. After driving for a while, I make it to work. I enter my office, while sipping on my hot cup of Joe, getting ready for the day ahead. So far, it was an average day, checking emails, talking to co workers, looking for available cases to take up. But then, something bad happens. Some office fish runs in, screaming "Everyone! Check the news!". Someone then turned on the television and tuned to a news network where Johnny Elaine is talking in a frantic voice. "Good morning Bikini bottom, I am saddened to announce a terrorist attack in the Bikini Bottom..." Johnny said before people in the office start screaming. Johnny continued, "Someone stole the Krusty Krab secret formula." Johnny said before people in the office REALLY start screaming. "stay safe everyone, have a nice day. God help us all." Johnny said before the tv shuts off. "What are we gonna do?" One fish asked? Then, the commissioner came out of his personal office. "Everyone, listen up." The commissioner said. "I just heard about the current situation about the secret formula being stolen. And well, we need a detective to investigate the scene." The commissioner said. "We need the best, most educated, and most skilled detective for this very important case, so I am putting detective Jeff in charge of this case." The commissioner said. "Wow commissioner, I'm very flattered, thank you." I said. "Well, don't let me down." The commissioner said. After that, I go back to my cubicle. I check my computer until I get my case synopsis via email. The email says that when the secret formula reportedly went missing was around 12 in the morning. The formula was of coarse in the old safe. The formula was in the safe, Mr. Krabs safe. The reason why it was in a safe for so long was because Mr. Krabs put the formula in it. But earlier this year we found out that Mr. Krabs was molesting his 17 year old daughter, Pearl. We took Krabs to the big house but he eventually committed suicide due to him not having money with him. , SpongeBob took charge of the Krusty Krab. Well, until he was savagely murdered by his neighbor Squidward. Squidward is still in jail, slowly serving his sentence. Now, Patrick Star is running the Krusty Krab, and he forgot the combination to the safe. Now that I think about it, I was kind of glad SpongeBob died, he had multiple charges against him for animal abuse and neglect, piece of shit. But, people did mourn at his funeral, Sandy cheeks, Patrick, and hell even his parents. The thing I don't get is that the only suspect is Plankton. plankton moved out of the Bikini Bottom due to his buissness "The Chum Bucket" being unsuccessful. I was quite suprised Plankton moved out of this city, ever since spongebob and patrick tried leaving a while back. Now, there is only a bucket building next to the Krusty Krab, waiting to be bought. Well, since it's our only lead, we'll investigate the old Chum bucket for evidence towards the formula theft.

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