You were at a park listening to jacob Sartorius' NEEWW HET SANGLE SWETSHERT while fantasizing about your wedding day. You decided to go back home and do your homework butt fuck that you started to stalk jacob saggytits' twitter page and saw a tweet that said "oMerGewwd i is goiN to Tehj ved cunt tooMaro omgggGg See U DeRr." You instantly fangirl over the thought of seeing him in person for like idk 9 hours then u fall asleep. You wake up knowing that today is the best day of your lief so u pack ur bags and ur mom stops you and she asks u where u goin faggot then u say to persoo my dreems mom den mom ses mk fgt i never loved you any ways lol den u take a random car lol u figgerd out to driev den u crash into a tree next to tehj ved cunt place den u go in side den u bump into jacunt saggytits "OMGGGGGGG ITS JAKOB SAGGYTITS OMG MARRY ME" you say while grebing a box from ur poket. "OMGGGG UR SO HAWT OV CORS I MARY U ILY EVEN DO WE JUST MET LIKE TWO SECONDS AGO YISSS" then you guys got married until...
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Jacob Sartorius x Reader {Dream}
RomanceHottest shit ever omg u will orgasm in 2 seconds if u read this 10x better than keksarp x reedur
