You were cooking some cornflakes on the toilet when you heard Bang PDnim fart.
"what are you doing here i thought you were gonna stay out laye and get drunk and hit me then fuck other girls in our master bedroom like u normally do but since im stupid i let it go" u said
"no, i have to do smth first, smth ive never done to u"
"you see theres a reason why i have the word bang in my name" he carried on
"so basically i wanna bang u coz u kinda hot"
u were shocked
his dingabingbing has been in many holes, front hole, back hole, donut hol- thats another story
"w-why" u replied walking backwards
"well ill let u see an old photo of jungkooks coconut headass since u like him dunno why since im much better but u do u" he replied occasionally rolling his eyes.
"papi do what ever u want im ready" u shouted jumping on his big ass stomach.
he ripped ur £28282627 top and trousers
he stuffed his iphone into ur vagina and played 2!3! by BTS on
"u kno that song got me crying all the time" he cried whilst massaging ur non exsistent boobz
"huuuh hadul set im do emo nannanana hadul set" u moaned as he turned the volume up.
"o shit im gonna-"
and all the secret files of cypher camd out
"shit" he whispered
then yall lived happily ever after (with ur photo a jungkook) whilst cypher prt. 30 played.
