~Intro~
Sprinkles was an attractive young man, with a full, bushy, long, brown beard that he loved oh so very much. Sprinkles not only did he love his he also loved men. Sprinkles waved a rainbow flag and was proud of it, for this was a good thing and a bad thing. A good thing because Sprinkles was the best god damn friend you could ever want. The bad thing was that not a lot of guys Sprinkles liked were gay and he accepted that. Still, Sprinkles was lonely and that made him really depressed. All Sprinkles wants is to find a soul mate for life.
