I was sooooo interested in this new feature on Wattpad so I tried it.
Definitely, I had fun doing this and the outcome is just hilarious!
Wattpad did a great job doing this feature and I am hoping that more will be coming.
This is to celebrate!
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The air is auriferous and glittery as I step up to the front doors of the castle. I'm still a little bit nervous, so I dig into my pocket to look at the invitation one more time.
It reads in teal, century gothic font:
You are cordially invited to a soiree hosted by Zayn Malik and Niall Horan to celebrate Wattpad's official birthday party. Dancing, awkward handshaking, and sandwiches will be plentiful. We do hope to see your sweet, mezmerizing face there. November 22nd, 2016 at twilight. Please be in your best lace dress and don't forget your sword for the present swap!
I take a deep breath and am about to walk inside, when the door suddenly swings with a loud boink.
I'm surprised to see James Spader and Colin Firth standing there in the flesh, all melodious,romantic, and damn smexy. I'm not sure if I have the courage to talk to them right now, so I scurry inside like a piglet and join the party, making a mental note to drum up a conversation with them later on over ice cream.
Once inside, the party takes my breath away. Everyone is already twerking wildly on the dancefloor.
"Auld lang syne" plays loudly from the speakers and I can't help but do the Gangnam style.
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I can already tell that this is, by far, the worst thing I could ever do in my entire existence.
Looking for distraction after the stunt I pulled, I start to the table at the corner to fiddle with the baked crabs and sauteed cabbage. Suddenly, I hear a snicker and my paranoid self knows that I am being laughed at. I am wrong. In fact, the merriment was for Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape who are doing the thriller dance in the corner. I had always shipped them so I'm not entirely surprised at the sight.
On the other side of the room, Dan Brown, Plato, and Veronica Roth are having a rap battle in the centre of the room, while several Selenators are gushing over the latest update of The Da Vinci Code on their phones.
The whole atmosphere is electric. It looks like Narnia on Pluto in the middle of Christmas and you can't imagine anything better! I am so glad I wasn't the only blithering baboon there.
"Happy Birthday, Wattpad," I say with a smile, "Here's to another 1000000000000 years!"
Fin
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