Luna spins around in shock and asks who is there.
"What? You forgot about me after 1000 years? For shame Luna." He says in a playful tone.
"ZEEB! What are you doing here?! Where have you been? What have you been doing all this time?" She asks with a combination of shock and joy.
"Settle down Luna. And please keep it down. I'm not very popular any more."
"That's right... The law."
"I just heard about it once I got home. I never knew how much Celestia wanted it."
"I know... I got so fed up that I lost it. I made a pact with your ancestor Lunara to get back at her. But it didn't end well."
Zeeb shakes his head, "Lunara is the Great Mother of the Laarians, not the Nauticans. She's evil."
"No wonder I felt dirty rebelling against my sister..."
"Well, now you know."
"So, why are you here?"
Zeeb sighs and says, "My brother is coming... and he is bringing an army."
"Oh no."
"I know. I need permission to come into Equestria with my army. And I can't fight them alone either. I need your army's help."
"You know my sister won't allow that. And it will be tricky trying to sneak past her."
"I know. We need to figure out how to get that Element."
"Element? You mean, the one MoonCatcher has?"
"Aye."
"Well, that might be a bit difficult. She loves that thing."
"I can tell."
"How do you suppose you can get your hands on it?"
"I don't know... I never knew you HAD a daughter til now."
"Well, maybe if you tell her the situation, she will give it to you."
"No! Then she'll tell Celestia and I'll be sent to the sun."
"Right. Um, well, do you have any ideas?"
"Well... what does she do in her spare time?"
"She likes to read, practice her magic, go on these dangerous adventures...."
"What about her personal life?"
"Well, she's single, she doesn't like to be called by her second name..."
"Wait. She's single?"
"Yes. She hasn't dated anypony for months."
"That's it! Luna, do you remember the spell you used to use to make me a pony?"
"Of course."
"Do it! I can become her lover and have her give me the Element then just disappear."
"Sounds like a good plan, I guess...." She uses the spell on him. He turns into an alicorn with a flaming mane. She looks at the mane. "I don't think that is supposed to happen...."
He looks in the mirror. "I like it."
"Whatever floats your boat. Are you sure this will work?"
"It has to! Besides, you liked it when I laid you down."
"Hey, hey, I'm still married here!"
"Not a thousand years ago."
"I was falling in love with him!"
