Aries: stupid but funny
Tarsus: smart but not funny
Gemini: is skinny but says there fat
Cancer: fat says there skinny
Leo: pretty and drunk
Virgo: smart but shy
Libra: pretty but says there ugly
Scorpio: dead but living
Sagittarius: ugly and is stupid jk Britney your perfect the way you are ;)
Capricorn: dumb but acts smart
Aquarius: the most beautiful thing you've ever seen alive
Pieces: smart and pretty