Phil the Panda

Phil

One day there was a panda named Phil. Phil liked books and frosting. One day he was out of frosting so he went to the panda shop, where all the pandas went shopping. He bought 9 pounds of frosting and went home. On his way home he ran into a crab named Devin. Devin liked cardboard and he was eating a slim jim. Devin died. So Phil went home and ate some frosting. He wanted to melt cheese on his frosting, but sadly he was out of cheese. So he went to the trusty panda store and got some cheddar cheese. He ate his cheese frosting and went to smell books, he liked smelling the book "adventures of the whale".Then he went to a table and sniffed the life out of that book. Once the book was sniffed to death Phil went to bed. In the morning he had red waffles and went to the gym to watch people sweat. Phil liked that. After the gym, Phil went to the swimming pool and watched people jump in and then jumped in himself. After the pool, he had lunch at the chicken shack. Then he went to bed and woke up 3 hours later. He had dinner and went to bed.

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Phil walked up to the park he found one of his favorite foods. CHEESE and FROSTING!!! So he got a pound of icing and a pound of cheese. After he ate all of the food he went to the playground. Which then he witnessed a murder. So he ran and he went into the other store next to the park. There was an avalanche and everyone around Phil died from the worst smelling fart ever. Of course by Phil. The one person who survive he became friends with him. Later his friend died from poop. Phil had no friends, so he moved to FINLAND!!! Then during the plane ride, the captain died from a fart. So Phil kills everyone else with the powers of GOD. So he explodes the plane. Then the plane lands on a boat. So Phil hijacks the boat and drives off with his frosting he stole from Devin.

Finally, in Finland Phil finds a house in the band he kills everyone else with his piccolo, including his music teacher. The Finnish military shows up, but when they get to Phil's school it is gone Cause: Phil drops the bomb. Effect: school explodes. So, (now that we are done with that part of the story) he continues being a little panda kid and the military may have been gone the next day too. After being a kid Phil left Finland to grab an atomic bomb. So he nuked Finland and sang the national anthem of isis and everyone else died from diabetes. So he arrives in Spain and decides to kidnap Messi and all of FC Barcelona. He decides to kill all of them. Then he picks up Spain, the country and moves it to Antarctica. Everyone from Spain died from Bamboo. Then he takes a plane to Japan.

Phil is now playing narwhale.io in Japan. He went and killed everyone in narwhale.io and got a score of 100000000000000000000000000 So when Phil dies in Narwhalio, he explodes Tokeo and China. People started to scream in terror and panicked around while trying to survive the explosion. Phil had become unstoppable...

Many people had their personal belongings with them and they were transported to shelters (Like Fallout Shelters) and were scared to death by this savage panda. In the news, it states, "Panda had gone wild. He has exploded Japan and now is going to go for all of Asia and then the entire world. Please help us militaries all around." The screen fades away with the newscaster in terror. Who can stop Phil, what would happen is he controls the world. Help us, please.

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Phil went for a walk and drove a boat to Mount Everest. When Phil left the boat, the boat had exploded and created the mountain to shake. Phil ventured up to the top of the mountain and as he skydived of, he heard a plane, so he shot the plane down with his godlike powers. Then he skydived off of the mountain and Mount Everest became Volcano Everest and had exploded. Now a volcano is the biggest landform in the world, and is more dangerous. Phil with his greedy eyes thought of something... something fun.