Phil the Panda

The Horror Starts Now

Well now that you know a lot about Phil and what he has done, we can talk about the ways he ruled the world. It started out with him getting god like powers. Nobody knows how he got it except me. It was an amazing sight that I didn't think would exist. He had fallen into a radioactive substance called plasma, the stuff on the sun. Once that happened, people around the globe figured out that they were in trouble, so much that they made shelters like the one I'm in right now. Phil still wonders why people are running away from him, why people are shooting him, why people dislike him. The worst part is now, Phil thought it was... a game. A fun and play game to shoot the target and become someone like Godzilla. Phil has destroyed humanity and it's kind. We need help, we need pandas...

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Phil had traveled to the area that had the largest country in the world, it was Russia, with one blow of a nuke, all of Russia was destroyed. People still survived, but at least 500,000 people were killed. Nothing could have been done. As Phil arrived into Europe he wondered, "Could I conquer the world or play with it and destroy it." He decided to be nice for once and decided to conquer it. After he made a volcano explode. Phill thought and thought until he had found a place to explode a volcano. Mt. Vesuvius, the volcano that killed many Romans in Pompeii. This caused global warming for eight days and split up the Italian boot and is floating in the Meditteranean Sea. Now that Phil has shown his strength, it is time to conquer the world. The only place he has to worry about is North America. So after a days worth of conquering, Phil went over to a cafe called Emporer Phil's Cafe. Since he was going to conquer the world on Tuesday, he would relax in his already conquer empire. Phil had done it all and has evil plans up his paws.