What's under a tree, one might ask. Well there could be many things under one, for example under the tree there is dirt and grass. How did it get there? Well it's been there for many many years. There could be a person under the tree thinking, what he could do in life... Wait he is just a normal boy he can't possibly climb on top of me! 'Cause if you didn't know, I'm the tree, yes yes I know, your all probably wondering how a tree can talk, so what. I'm talking right now so you can't do anything about it, and if I couldn't talk you wouldn't be reading this right now. Ok, enough about me, let's continue to think about what's possibly under me! Apples, pens, more pens, pineapples, anything!!! Wait, did I tell you that one time two people came up to me and started to carve a shape on me!!! Why?!?! Well it's November now so I'm worrying about being cut down for a Christmas tree. Why not buy one of those imposters at the big brick thing that everyone else goes to for food. Back to the... Umm.. What where we talking about again? ... Oh right what's under a tree. Worms make homes under me in the dirt and ants sometimes make piles of sand and live there. Every morning I become wet 'cause of the morning dew. At night I always hear those crickets chirp, it's so annoying!!! (Yes I can hear things) people always make books made out of me, I mean, I give you air, isn't that enough?! I can't wait until that technology stuff like what I'm using right now to tell you what's under a tree. It's becoming night now so I'll have to ignore the crickets. Bye, see you tomorrow!
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What's under a tree?
HumorFind out many, Many things that are under a tree. Like an apple and a pen. Get it.
