Gowther Vs. Ban

The Cause

After the Veisel Fighting Festival Ban decided to celebrate. Like most of the time Ban decided to celebrate, so like usual, Ban ended up drunk by the end of the night. He was hanging with Hawk when Meliodous suddenly had the idea to see what Ban was thinking about.
"Hey Gowther, why don't you see what Ban Is thinking about?"
Then, casually, Gowther used his powers to search through Ban's memories. He found them quite interesting, considering that most of them were of Elan. The girl in the white dress appears in almost of his memories, that and the thoughts of his favorite ales.
    "It would appear that the most common thoughts that occur are about Vanya ale and his sin," Explains Gowther with his usual intelligent, yet robotic tone of voice.
    "What is his sin? Elizabeth asks, finally taking interest in the conversation.
    "I can't tell you that. A person's thoughts are like a diary, they are classified.  I can only tell small pieces, otherwise I would be breaking a rule that was made by my people centers ago. Code 45, section 7, never  share other people's thoughts unless absolutely necessary," Explains Gowther. 
    Meliodous stared at the distance for a while, as if waiting for something, an idea maybe. No, Meliodous couldn't actually be thinking for once could he? Then, All of a sudden he ran inside and brought out Ban's favorite Vanya ale and started talking to him.
    "Hey Ban, is something bothering you?" Asks Meliodous slyly.
    "I don't want to talk about it."
    "Why is it about your sin?"
    "Whoa! I think that you have been hanging out with Gowther way to much. Wait a second, how did you know what I was thinking about?"
   "We asked Gowther what you were thinking about because, well, frankly, you cofuse all of us."
   "I am going to kill that pink haired freak! That will teach him to mess with my memories! Hey Gowther! Get over here! Meliodous, you need to leave, I don't want to hurt you." 
   Swiftly Gowther ran over to access the situation. "Yes, did you need something from me?"
   " Yeah, I am going to kick your ass if you don't stop messing with my  memories. That is a promise!" Ban had never fought with Gowther before  because normally Gowther was a very peaceful person. But in Ban's mind he was going to destroy Gowther.
  " The odds of you succeeding in this battle are about 2.651%. So, I will not have to do much to beat you."