Love at first sight????

Why??

I don't understand this girl. Why she think she can get away from me?? Ima call my boy and see if he could help me with this broad.
???: hello?
"Aye what's up prince
Prince: what's up drew
" listen man remember Maya?"
Prince: yeah BRUH. Didn't y'all break up?
" yeah. She with this Elijah dude and remember her bestfr...(Gco)
Prince: whoa whoa hol on you said Elijah?
"Yeah. Why? What you know about him?
Prince: we used to be friends. He started actin brand new once mike came aroun den when I confronted him about it, he wanna act stupid. I just said i was done with him and he was cool with it to.
" yeah BRUH she with that dude. I still got feelins for her though. I want this Elijah dude out of the picture and I will do anything to get him out the picture. Even commit murder."
Prince: 😂😂😂😂 BRUH that's not gon be hard doh. I'll help. This gon be revenge for what he did to me.
" aye. Thanks. I'll speak to you later." Maya is so dumb.