William has taken it upon himself to fuck with The Jake.
This is my revenge, bitch.
I'm 'bout to tell these people the truth, bro.
Guys, Will's dick is smaller than my pinky finger. Ask Emma.
Will loves sardines so much he bathes in them.
He has a resting creep face because he's a pedo.
Will fucks chickens and cows.
He once peed his pants because I left him alone in the dark for ten minutes.
This is just the beginning of what I have to say. Stay tuned, Lakewood.
The Jakester is out, baby.
