Me: ZAVIEEEEED!
Zavied: *Walks in* What?
Me: You gotta go into a hot springs and propose to every guy you see.
Zavied: Zavied ain't into guys, sweet cheeks.
Me: *Eyes glow red* You have to. Or I'll spank you.
Zavied: No can do princess.
Me: *Bends Zavied over my leg and spanks him* One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
Zavied: *Is smirking but trying to make it seem like he hates it* Ow. STOP THAT!!
Me: *Let's Zavied go*
Zavied: *Stands up, still smirking* You're pretty kinky you know, Angel Face.
Me: *Blushes* GET OUT!
Zavied: I love me a challenge. *Leaves*
Me: Lailah!
Lailah: *Walks in* Yes?
Me: You have to kiss Zavied on the cheek. Zavied!
Zavied: What now, Mistress Beauty?
Me: Nothing. Just that Lailah has something she needs to show you.
Lailah: *Kisses Zavied on the cheek*
Zavied: Knew you liked me babe. *Winks at Lailah before kissing her on the lips*
Lailah: *Pulls away* It was a dare.
Me: REJECTED! Well, until next time...
Zavied: *Leaves looking broken hearted*
Me: *Follows Zavied and comforts him* Deuces. *Does double peace signs*