Once upon a time, there was an antelope and a unicorn who were deeply in love. Unfortunately, the antelopes and the unicorns have been at war for many years. So in an attempt to be with their lover, the unicorn de-corned itself. The antelope and the unicorn got married, and they had a banjo player, and they ate cantaloupe. They lived happily ever after. Not. In a sudden, unforeseen turn of events, the banjo player is in fact not a banjo player, but a pianist. The not so banjo playing banjo player also turned out to be a unicorn. This unicorn was in love with the de-corned unicorn and was mad that they had married an antelope, so he poisoned the antelope's cantaloupe, and the antelope grew very ill. The de-corned unicorn went on a quest for revenge and hunted down the unicorn. The unicorn and the de-corned unicorn fought to the death and de-corned unicorn won. The de-corned unicorn brought back a vial of unicorn blood for the antelope to drink from, and saved them from the poison. They then lived happily ever after. For real this time.
