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Once upon a time, there was a pirate named Pete. Pete was a very kind pirate with very good charismatic skills. He used to be a very handsome pirate and still is but is now hiding behind a very silly cut beard. This is because a hairy mermaid took his razor 20 years ago. Now he has to use a sword, which is very hard! Which is why it is a oddly cut shape like a dead and mouldy carrot. Pete is a playful pirate and loves his dolphin pet, Razor, in beloved memory of Pete's gorgeous face and razor.
Pete was born with something very special. Very very special. Not a wand, magical sword, not a pointy hat with stars on. But.. Oh no. Get ready....
A pair of... magical...
SOCKS! I know this probably sounds ridiculous but when he was a young boy, his father tried making his shoes magical. But he misdirected and hit his socks. Shortly after, his father made some more magical potion and hid it deep below. But after his father died, no-one had known where it was hidden. That's enough about them two! Let's finish the story.
