You reach you hive, and open the door. KUrLoZ nods to your lusus, who waves and you both walk to your room. "*what did you need me for, tuna?*" he asks. "1...D0N7 3V3N KN0W 4NYM0R3, 1M 50 C0NFU53D 480U7 3v3RY-" You stop short, noticing kurloz staring out the window, a single tear running down his face, smearing his makeup. You walk over and sit by him. "*i need you too, tuna. she's gone." WHAAAA? "M3UL1N???" You cry. "WH47 H4PP3N3D??" He notices your alarm. "*she's not dead, just moved away.*" he says, not looking away from the window. Poor kurloz, he and meulin have been an item for eons. You put an arm around the depressed subjuggulator. "*she said we won't work long-distance. now she won't even respond to my messages, but she reads them*" with every word, you begin to feel more and more confused and depressed. Then you do something crazy and stupid. You lean over and kiss the clown.
