Me: Guess what
Friend: What
Me: I got a poop flinging monkey
Friend: Omg what kind of poop does it fling?
Me: Unicorn poop
Friend: Where does it get the unicorn poop?
Me: From its unicorn friend
Friend: When did they become friends?
Me: When I bought them. Did I tell you I got a unicron too?
Friend: No you didn't! What color is the unicorn and monkey?
Me: Oh! My bad. The unicorn is purple and the monkey is rainbow. Its a special monkey
Friend: Ohmygod! Its purpler! Where did you buy them?
Me: My person. I know people.
Friend: haha.
