The Legend Of Big Moist

Chapter 4

After his trip from Kentucky Big Moist and had finally made it back to the big apple or as he calls it the Big Shit because it is where he had taken You the biggest and best shit of his entire life even while taking that shit a leprechaun dropped five gold coins on his pile of shit and big moist reached in the toilet and dug through his shit to get those gold coins, anyways he had finally got back took his shit and drop kicked a fifth grade girl and took her lunch money, the police had caught him in the act and so big moist started to run from the cops and with his luck while running he slipped through a pile of steaming dog shit then landed flat on his back then out of no where without a care in the world an old woman at the age of 79 or something came and started to kick Big Moist in his nuts so much that he had passed out, when he had woke up he realized he was in jail with a black cell mate named Requis him and requis had something in common they both liked beans and they both liked sex so they would always eat beans and talk about all the times they've had sex and how many times they've raped poor little johnny the prison guard soon after all the jail time Big Moist had got bailed out of jail and would have to wait at least another year before he could ever see his best black friend again Big Moist soon realized requis could be a huge help in order to do this job of making Donald Trump extremely incredibly Moist as long as he had requis by his side so their plan had to wait at least another year but for this year of waiting big moist had lots of planning to do so in order to think properly he needed heroin and taking a good shit so big moist went off on a journey to do just that.