Durarara x Reader One-shots...

Durarara Shizuo x (innocent)Reader

Author:So what do you think! Awesome right!

*Narrator looks at story*umm isn't this a little to short

Arthur:*has a bubble in her mouth and sweating a lot*just read now!

*Third person P.O.V*

So today was a normal day you are a childish person and some people like Izaya calls you an idiot ,stupid or dumb because you act like a kid sometimes.
So you were walking down the streets and you were having a good day ,until a a gang surround you and you were in deep trouble and Shizuo was passing by and saw you in trouble and started to kick some ass.
"Wow Shizu-chan! Your so strong!" You exclaimed
"Yeah whatever, did they hurt you though?"he huffed
"No.And how do you work out your abs muscles get so strong?!" You questioned him
(Narrator:Is abs muscle even a muscle?
Author:Pff!! Yeah of course Baka!!)
He then smirked and started walking up to you he then put you over his shoulder and started walking to who knows where while smoking,"Hey Shizuo?" You asked
"Yeah?" He questioned too
"We're we going?"you said asking
" A Love Hotel" he answered
"Why?" You asked again
"You said how I get my 'abs muscle' so strong so I'm going to show how I got them so strong" he answered you again
"But that doesn't explain why we're going to a Love Hotel?" You questioned him ,he then stopped walking and started to get a little mad because you keep asking questions,he then sighed angrily and said," Shut the fuck up before I make you do it in some alleys!" He said angrily he started walking again ,you were very very very confused on what he was saying until you got inside the Hotel he fucked you until morning and he might of did it to hard and you couldn't walk for about a two and a half weeks and that sucked for you literally.

Narrator: Hahaha (Y/N) walking for three weeks almost Hahaha!!

(Y/N):*Death stare* Yeah and the next story will be 'The Missing Narrator'
And spoil alert the reader did it!

Author:Calm down you two *sweat-drops*