Durarara x Reader One-shots...

Durarara bloopers!

When the world is bolded it means it's the bloopers.
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Please say that line!

*people cheering*

Durarara bloopers

*cheering louder*

•1st bloopers

Izaya:*pasts (Y/N)'s head*

Izaya: There, there (Y/N) daddy's
hear~

*people laughing*

(Y/N):*blushes hard*

(Y/N):R-Really?

*laugh harder*

•2nd blooper

*Shizuo and Tom walking*

Shizuo:So what's the job?

Tom: Something about cows

*people laughing*

Shizuo:Is that so?

*laugh more*

Tom: Yep

*laughing harder*

•3rd bloopers

(Y/N):*tugs Shizuo's sleeve*

Shziuo:*turns around* hm?

(Y/N):*looks down and blush*

(Y/N): I-I have to tell you something!

Shizuo: Okay.....what is it?

(Y/N):* clutches skirt as well as shutting eyes while yelling*

(Y/N):I'm pregnant!!

*people starts yelling*

Shizuo:*drops cigarette*

*still yelling while some is laughing*

Shizuo: What.

(Y/N): And it's yours!!

*all laughing*

•4th bloopers

(Y/N):*slaps Izaya*

*few people laughing*

Izaya:* chuckles*

Izaya:And that's for?

(Y/N):Because!....I...want...to...
What's the line again.

*starts laughing*

•5th bloopers

Izaya:*typing on his computer*

(Y/N):*Looking out the huge window*

Izaya:*looks at the reflection of you off his screen*

Izaya: I saw Shizuo today....

(Y/N): Since you have all your limbs, I'm guessing he didn't see you....

Izaya:....with another girl. What's her name again oh it's Vorana.

(Y/N):Someone's going to die tonight.

*People starts laughing*

Izaya:*chuckles*

*laughs more*

•6th bloopers

Celty: *Gets backs home from a job*

Shinra:*Sticks head out of kitchen*

Shinra: Oh.. I see you're back, oh did it go?

Celty:*Types and shows*

Celty:It wasn't as I thought. It was crazy

Shinra: I cooked dinner:)

Celty:What is it?

Shinra:Um...half burnt kitchen....so order some Chinese food.

*People start laughing*

•7th bloopers

Kida: So did you make a move yet?

Kida:*Winks*

Mikado:* slouches and sighs*

Kida: You didn't do it....is it because of her big tits?

*People start laughing*

Mikado:Yeah...

*laugh harder*

•8th bloopers

(Y/N):* Taking a nap on Izaya's couch*

Izaya:*Types away on his computer*

*silent*

*few people laughing*

(Y/N):*Wakes up and sits up*

(Y/N):What year am I in?

*people start laugh*

•9th bloopers

Celty:*Types and shows (Y/N)*

Celty: You promise not to yell?

(Y/N):*Nods*

Celty: *Takes off her helmet*

(Y/N): You do know you have no head right?

*people started laughing*

•10th bloopers

(Y/N):*Looks at Shizuo*

(Y/N): What happened next?

Shizuo:*Takes a puff of smoke*

Shizuo: After that, I broke my arm and was sent to the hospital for a month.

(Y/N):*Looks up at the sky*

(Y/N):Wow, you had a shitty childhood.

*people laughing hard*

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(A/N): That is it for Duarara bloopers, sorry if it's you know...crappy.