3 year old Felix Kjellberg sat with his parents eating dinner. His parents look seemingly excited and happy. "What's going on? Why are you so happy?" Felix asked his parents. "Well felix, I took a test today, and i found out i'll be having a baby!" Felix dropped his fork. "Get out of town! You're not having a baby!" Felix scoffed. He would not allow his parents to have another kid. Then they wouldn't pay attention to him anymore. They'd be too busy giving the new baby toys that should really belong to Felix. They might even let the new baby have all the cookies! "Well kiddo, your mother's right. She is going to have a baby." Felix's father answered. Felix gulped.
The next day, Felix's parents dropped him off at Mark Fichbach's house as usual for babysitting. Since both Felix's mother and father were corporate executives, they needed someone to watch their "little angel", and since they knew mark's mother Dee since high school, they always left him with them. "hiya, Felix!" Mark waved at him from inside the playpen. Felix only sighed. "hi, Markimoo." Mark looked sadly at his playmate. "What's wrong, Felix?" Felix looked at him forlornly. "Well see, there's this friend I have, and his mommy and daddy are gonna have a baby! But he's worried that once the new baby comes, they're not gonna have any time for me-I mean him." Mark looked puzzled "Well, your friend should be happy that there gonna gets a new brother or sister to play with, and eat cookies with and take nappies with." Just then, Dee walked in. "Oh hello there, Felix. I just heard the most wonderful news! You're going to have a new baby brother or sister! Oh you must be so excited!" Felix sighed. "Yes, Ms. Dee, I'm really excited." He answered sarcastically, unbenounced to Dee. After she left the room, Mark smiled at Felix. "Wow Felix, Your friend is getting a new baby, and you are too!" Felix glared at Mark.
Later that night, Felix walked up to his mommy with his trusted toy Stephano clutched in his hands. "Mommy, i was thinking, and i think this whole baby thing shouldn't happen. I mean a baby is too much trouble." Felix's mother raised her eyebrows. "Felix, there's nothing to do, when the baby comes it comes! Now i wanted to tell you that the baby might be sleeping in your room if we decide not to use the office as the nursery." Felix's face changed to a look of horror. "I'm gonna go to bed. Night mommy." And with that, Felix walked off to bed.
Felix awoke to the sounds of high pitched wailing coming from nearby. He stumbled out of bed. "What's all that noise? What's going on?" His parents looked over. "Wait who are you?" Felix was shocked. "It's me! Felix! Your son!" His mother looked curiously at him. "Oh yes, well while your father and I call the news and tell them we've got the greatest baby in the world, you can watch your new sister." They ran out of the room, leaving Felix alone with the new baby. "So your the new baby huh?" Felix said as he looked over the crib. The little infant babbled, and then suddenly looked straight at Felix. "Yeah that's right, I'm the new baby and you're the old baby, so scram!" Felix shrieked in horror. "Mommy Daddy!! The baby! It talked to me!" His mother laughed. "Oh that's silly babies can't talk! Oh by the way, we're going to be moving the baby into your room and giving her all your toys!" Felix was horrified. "But where will I sleep?" His mother shoved him into the laundry room. "You can stay in here, and here's a slice of cheese incase you get hungry." She shut the door and walked away. "But mommy-! I can't believe this, Stephano, they've forgotten all about me." He sobbed. Suddenly, the door swung open and Felix's new sister appeared. "Hey you little brat! i thought i told ya to scram!" His sister appeared to be almost 6 feet tall, and with Felix only being around 3 feet, it was terrifying. He screamed and ran as fast as he could out to his Stephano drive away dream car toy, and peddled away as fast as he could. "I made it! I- AAAAHH!" Felix's sister now stood at almost 10 feet tall! She scooped up the car and said "I told you to scram, but now your nom noms!" Felix screamed as his sister swallowed him whole!!!
"AAAAAHH!!! NO DON'T EAT ME!!" Felix shot up in bed and screamed as his father ran in. "Son, whats wrong?" Felix started to cry "Oh daddy, it was awful! The new baby came an' she was mean an she tried to eat me. I don't wanna live in the laundry room! WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Felix's father hugged his son. "Is that what's been bothering you? Oh son, your mother and I would never forget about you. You're our first baby, and we love you. Now try and go back to sleep." Felix sighed with relief as his dad closed the door. He gripped stephano tightly and fell into a peaceful sleep.
The next morning, Felix was playing in his room. "Felix! Can you come here please?" His mother called. Felix walked down the stairs. "What'd I do?" Felix asked, worried that he was in trouble for something. "Nothing honey. It's just that, well i went to the doctor today and it turns out i won't be having a baby after all." His mother answered sadly. "You mean, I won't have a new brother or sister? I was starting to like the idea of having a new baby around." Felix said sadly. "We're sorry Felix." His father answered as Felix walked sadly into the kitchen.
Felix looked behind him, and when he knew no one could see or hear him, He raised a fist into the air, whispering "YES!"
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Rugrats: Youtuber Version!
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