1.00 am
ringing...
ringing...
ringing...
ringing...
"is it a tradition now?"
"hello to you too,"
"who was the person who you confessed your feelings for?"
"sorry dude, secret,"
"hmph but i can keep a secret, wink wink,"
"for all i know, you are a sixty year old man who puts grease on his non-existent hair and calls himself handsome because he is a loner,"
"are you shitting me, do i sound sixty years old to you?"
"maybe..."
"i am hurt, not."
"aw sad i actually wanted to hear you cry,"
"saddist much?"
"wait somebody is throwing rocks on my window"
"..."
"hello?"
"you hung up on me, great."
"good night violet,"
—
i am actually enjoying writing
this!! i know that im not the
best comedian in the world,
but bear with me and my
horrible jokes
i love you guys
-shah
YOU ARE READING
wrong number
Short Story"i love you." "uh sorry, wrong number," [this story is unedited, read at your own sake]
