Dreco's beby (entry for Mary Sue awards)

Hello

Hello, mah name is Bianca Isabella Teresa Catherine Hudson, but everyone calls me Bitch becuz dat is what mah inishals spell. I go to Hogwarts High School and Im a Griffindur. It is da best house becuz da slyfurinz r evil and da hefflepuffs are to nice and da rabenclawz are to smurt. Mah best frendz r Harry Poter Run Wesley and Hermine Grenger. Dey r Griffindurs as well. But I have a secret. I am secretly dating Dreco Melfoy!!!DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNNN. Enyways, I snek out of the Griffindur common rooms evry night and bang him in da room of requarment. Hermine says she dosent know how im not pregnent rite now. I fink its cuz I'm cool. Aniways, dis morning I woke up and put on mah dope ass converse that are black becuz itz what the popularz wear. Than I put on mah Griffindur robez and mah bad ass makeup: black eyeliner (mah favrite colur) black eyeshado black lipstik and black fondashun. Mah face looks black as fuck. I run downstairz and I see Dreco in da Griffindur commun room. "Dreco wat da hell r u doing her" I gasp. "I am her to beng u" he said seductiveli. I sqeeld wif deligt and bengd him. Suddenli I herd a noiz. I looked up. "Wat da fuk waz dat???" Dreco screamd. Oh no! It wuz mah boyfrend Harre Pottr! Da chosen one. "Harre!" I yelld "it is nut wut it luks like!" I yeld. "Yes it iz he cried. "U r fukin Dreco and I can tell becuz u don have clothez on" he sed sadly. But gess wut" he sed. "I waz just wif Cho" he said b4 she slid down the stairz. She squeeled and I cried Harry how cud u" b4 I ran into the gurlz dorm and Dreco was still neked. I crid but I was nut over becuz I threw up!!! Oh no!!!! I wuz pregnent wif Drecos twinz end I wuz only sixteen. "Hermine I am pregnent" I cride. "It is ok she sed. I gess it was and I went downstarz but Dreco afnd Herry wer fiting and I cried and broke up wif Dreco end he jumpd out the windo and died and I cride. "I no I am going to hsve a boy and gurl so I will nam the boy Dreco and the girl Herriet and dry will be so cute" I cride and lookd at Drecos dead body in a sad look.

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Ofer's Note
Guys, just so you all know my grammar is better than this. This is our entry for the Mary Sue awards hosted by CringeworthyCliche . This is only the first chapter and this book will be longer. Thanks for reading. (P.S. My spell check hates this story)
                     -O&R