I was with my friend Nay on Halloween.
It was dark and we went up to a certain house that was lying in the shadows.
We were trick-or-treating and we chanted the popular phrase in hopes of candy.
Instead, a creepy old woman came out to warn us.
"Don't eat hot-dogs..." was the only thing she said to us. Then she started to repeat it again.
We thought she was crazy and turned around to go to the next house.
Two houses later, we ran into some people who were actually passing out hot-dogs.
I didn't want one, but Nay was hungry so she accepted the offer.
We were walking away and Nay took a bite of it.
She spit it out in disgust.
"Eghh. This stupid hot-dog tastes like soap."
I laughed saying maybe that's what the lady was trying to warn us about.
Nay laughed and then our childish minds thought of something we thought was devious.
I said it first, not thinking much about it.
"It would be great if you put that disgusting dog in someone's mailbox"
Nay's eyes widened.
"Yes!" she said and she ran off down the street to get away from our group.
I followed her and we both started dying of laughter.
She found someone's mailbox that didn't use a lock.
She shoved it inside.
We were dying.
I couldn't keep up with her because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't stand up.
I tripped over myself and fell into the road.
I scraped up my arms. Then I peed my pants.
Luckily it was dark enough that no one really noticed
