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As Obama's presidency comes to an end Obama started to make bad decisions. Obama was very good at hiding things,no one in the white house new about his secretes. Joe biden was his vice president for a reason ,they were secretly gay for eachother. They have agreed to move to a cottage in the very isolated, siberia. Now we fast forward a few years and obama and joe have moved to siberia. America is now combined with russia and china to create a Supernation. Since then siberia has broken away from Russia. The Soviet Union has regathered and has formed a new country on Antarctica. The have seized the means of production and are producing 83% of the world's memes. Oh, And did i mention there's a fourth reich, the Supernation is killing off all the fuckboi's and the annoying people who scream memes in public. As for america there killing off anyone who still makes harambe memes. Now that we've got that cleared up where going back to Joe and Barrack in there cabin in siberia there having Hard gay sex, roleplaying as bernie sanders and Adam sandler. Barrack and Joe have been doing this for awhile and are starting to get bored so they invite Donald Trump (who is also secretly gay and was always for the lgbt+ community)and he stops in and they play it rough after they were done roleplaying donald trump said that they could call him up anytime and he'd use taxpayer money to come over, he also said that they should make a group called The Fuckbuddies but Barrack and Joe were both disappointed and told donald to leave. Years went past and this happened awhile and all three of them got bored and were ready to try something new. After a lot of sweat and time to think they figured out what they were going to do. They were planning to go to brazil, they were going to try something exotic. When they arrived at brazil they bought a huge house up on a hill and would invite male prostitutes to their house every evening.on most nights they would only order one or two but if it was anyones birthday they would invite five or six and would do something they like to call the trump train they would have a dick up anothers ass and they would parade around the giant house screaming "all aboard the trump train !!1!111!1" . But after awhile the three got tired of the hookers and they had wild threesomes. As this was all happening they got tired of putting up with donald's racist bullshit and he was banned and could never have sex with Barack and Joe again. This made donald very sad and he became very depressed and after a long hard sweaty thought he ended it. Donald trump shot himself in the head with a colt 44 and he went into a coma and died three months later. After this Barack and Joe felt very bad for doing this to poor donald so they started to worship Donald as their god and would cut themselves as ritual practice.after some time had passed Barrack and Joe were feeling better so they started fucking again. Now they did thing in a more seductive way each time they smashed they would light red candles and would turn all the lights off and Barrack and Joe would take turns filling each other's rectum with warm juicy cum.and then they would drink all the cum out of each others assholes.Joe was getting quite old and a tumor formed in his brain and he became insane and died in a rampage as he went from store to store killing people. He died by hitting a deer and flying off a bridge while a fast chase from police. Now Barrack was all alone and he didn't know anyone that he could blow his load with so he became very suicidal and depressed. But he didn't kill himself he became the world leader and killed billions of people. Before he knew it it was 2045 and he time traveled back to 1942 and dated hitler soon Hitler and Barrack were engaged and married. Finally Barrack found someone that he could go balls deep with and him and hitler lived Happily ever After

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