Sasuke Uchiha

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by Curious_Fangirl15

by Curious_Fangirl15

1.Say he is the splitting image of a duck's butt.

2.Say Naruto is better than him and keep calling him 'emo' like a child.

3.Say he can never be as good as Itachi.

4.Draw pink flowers on his shirt and draw a huge red heart on the back.

5.Force all kinds of sweets down his throat and clutch his mouth shut till he swallows them.

6.Push Karin over him.

7.Randomly trim his hair in a haphazard manner.

8.When he is discussing any plan,blow something up constantly to interrupt him.(Consult Deidara for this.)

9.Say his clan sucked and was a weak one.(I can't assure you to be breathing after this one so say at your own risk.)

10.Hide his sword or break it infront of him.

I'll pray for the peace of your soul,reader-chan.

P.S-If he tries his fire jutsu,you can always douse him in a bucket of chilled water. ;-)