The Bannana Warrior

Chapter 1: Chapter 1:chapter 1

This Banana was a human head farmer and farmed human heads to eat. it was good and tasted like chicken.the banana was named banna and he was the best farmer and never rotted like all the other bananas he was fierce and brave.

banna was getting ready for bed and noticed a loud bang "BANG" said Bang. so banna was like "WTF was dat i gotta go check who deed dat"said Banna "AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" said Bang. "HEHU" said jakob

now Banna looked outside and noticed his house is on fire "FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEEE" said Banna. Bann was telling everyone to get out of the house but jakob was left behind trapped and burned to death screaming "HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHUUUUUUUUU" and this tells us why this story is a horror.

So Bang and Banna didnt have a home but had Human Heads still to eat but not many left."this sucks" said Bang. "Oh shut up, you can survive".said Banna "screw off" said Bang. "shut up you small banana" laughed Banna. "Go kill your self you Redneck banana" said Bang they both were sitting in silence. They didn't know who set their house on fire, but they found a note."Hey look over here Banna" said Bang. Banna looked at the note saying "looooool kys u nub this is what u get from haxerings the game at bo3 get a life u scrub lord GIT GUD scrub lord". Sincerley the one who slept with ur mom last night ,Toothpaste. "wow,why?and just wow" said Banna. "what did it say" asked Bang. "some scrub from bo3 that i kept killing over and over from a quick scope duel and i was sssoooo good at it" said Banna. "and he was getting salty and we were fighting and we were goinf to fight so i told him my address like an idiot and he wrot a letter abput me getting good and all that" said Banna "wow" said Bang in amazment.

This happens kids when you are too good at bo3 kids. So Banna and his friend/roommate Bang so they wanted revenge on him since this is medevil time where torture was the worst thing but there is no such thing as banana peelers,oh there is? ok nevermind there is ladys and gentlemen looks like there are banana peelers *shivers* god that makes me cringe everytime i say it like it sound like it would hurt but is it too much? ok continueing the story idc about spelling errors so lets go banna and bang are going to Bang's friend Banner smith who was an armour smith made them both armor  and made really cool looking swords that were huge so they rented a horse.

Banna and Bang went up the trail it took them days weeks maybe months to get there and they made it far but they are not close  they saw a man in a hood and along some other guys in hoods but the hooded people didnt notice the bananas. the hooded went into the forest. the bananas  stalked them and saw absolute horror. Banana juice was every where there was a giant carton said banana juice they were sucking the juice out of bananas "what in god's name would do this" said banna? the hooded had a hostage a banana and he was like"HHHHHEEEELLLLPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" screamed banana hostage. Then the bananas bolted toward the hooded and too off their hoods and saw wrinkled bananas it was gross so they killed them in absolute justice "thanks man"said banana hostage "my name is josh". but then out of nowhere a spear flew very fast where all the things near it moveed to create like a tunnel. Wow im am very terrible  at describing things and peirced through josh then came out from the front and kept going until it hit a tree then josh exploded. As the 2 watched in horror as they looked where the spear came from they didnt see anybody,But there was some tracks heading up to a mountain. "wha..what happened?" questioned Bang. so the 2 bananas followed the tracks for hours and hours and then they made it to a little hut at the top. The two entered and it had sculptures, swords from the potassium gods. WOW THET BE SOO CUUL DOOD". said Bang. "please for the love of the potassium gods dont ever talk like that ever again or you will end up like josh". said Banna. Then out of nowhere a head of a banna splat on the back of Bang "OOWWW WTF WAS DAT"? questioned Bang. It was the head of Josh. Bang screamed like a little girl. There was banana juice all over his back and mushed banana body parts.EEEEWWWWW thats gross."Well thats what you get". said Banna. "SHUT UP THATS A FREAKIN DEAD BODY SOMEHING THAT FELL ON ME ARE YOU CRAZY"? said Bang. "stahp being a whinney lil girl". said Banna. Then they entered the hut.no one was there besides a half eaten banana.No it was not a real banana person it was a regular banana the ones you eat. "Looks like this was just eaten a couple of minutes ago". said Bang." No dip sherlock". said Banna. Then they saw an ancient stone tablet with a weird language. They wondered. Banna said "This looks like.......*gasp* this is from one of the potassium gods banana Flavored Douhnut." The out of no where a banana jumps through the window that was -100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles away from the 2 bananas. just kidding it was at the same hut. The banana held up his bow and said."GEET DA FAC OUT OF MAH HOUSE YOU STINKIN TURD LICKING GREASEY 2 LEGGED FRENCH FRY LOOKING YELLOW TURD".Then with a magically weird looking yellow particles appeared around his weapon and became a shotgun. yeah "DA HEEL IS THIS THUNG LOOKS LIKE A METAL PUMP ACTION MORE JACKULATION WEAPON BROWN METAL TURD. then the banana exploded all of his banana juice went every where and he dicnegrated.