Loving Autumn

The meeting

most of the journey to my house was uneventful. i went through the same old motions of slipping, tripping and practically ducking as bombs of snowball flew across me from immature dumbasses who had no respect. nevertheless, being the ever so patient one i had survived it all and was just a couple of miles from home when it hit me straight in the face.

I was seemingly so engrossed into the song that i actually didnt realise a 4 inch, triple layered mash of snow and rock being flung half way across the street and smahing into my face.it knocked me out!  I fell harshly into the snow and laid there for a second. what just happened? 

Suddenly, all the patience and kindness i've been harbouring since the beginning of this journey started to faded away slowly....i jumped to my feet. shit was about to commence.

this bastard dared and oh he/she was about to have a nice chat with my fist! I didnt work my socks off to become a black belt for nothing. blinded by pure angry i accerelated towards it (still didnt know who was at the recieving end) and back-kicked it straight in the face. i smiled as it flew across the snow. satisfied with impressive back-kick,  i strolled towards it and looked down. Laying on the snow was a partially paralyzed dude. 

"men these days, no respect for women" i stated as he slowly opened his eyes. i crouched beside him.

"next time, show some respect to good citizens who are minding there own business and try not to disturb them" i turned around and grabbed my bag and tried to rush home quickly, mum must be starting to get worried.

" HEY, YOU HEY" i heard someone yell behind me. this guy just doesnt learn does he? i tried to calm myself and turned around. he walked towards me and stopped some inches aways. 

"what?" i raised my eyebrows. 

" look what you done to my face. this face! am going to sue you! i am going to suck every drip of penny from your family to recompensate for this! your crazy chick. who do you think you are? do you even know who i  am?" he shrieked like a girl

for the first time, i got a good look at his face. half his face was swollen, the other half already purpling. his nose looked crooked ( hope that was the result of my ninaj moves) his eyes sunken and his lower lip was torn a little in the middle. och, maybe he didnt deserve that

"yeah i know who you are? you're the douchbag that attacked a civilised citizen minding her own business. Have a look at my face?  you're the one who threw the snowball at me! and you have the audacity to stand here and ask me stupid questions like  do you know who i am" i did a poor imitation of his voice. 

For a moment there was silence as he looked at my face. cold gray eyes analysised every inch of my face. i felt uncomfortable. 

"am going" i declared, finished with this crap and turned around about to quickly go home.

"am not done with you yet" he grabbed my wrist and that just tipped me off. i swang and punched him straight in the face. this time he didnt hit the ground but was definitely shocked.

"dont.touch.me" i annouced deadly and slowly so it sunk it properly.  finally i continued to make my way home and left him there dumbfounded at what happened. seriously, how hard is it for people to leave me alone?